My mother became ill in August 2008 with ovarian cancer. This is a story of the final months of an exceptional woman.

Friday, December 26, 2008

The Gods forsake Antony



When suddenly, at the midnight hour,
an invisible troupe is heard passing
with exquisite music, with shouts--
your fortune that fails you now, your works
that have failed, the plans of your life
that have all turned out to be illusions, do not mourn in vain,
As if long prepared, as if courageous,
bid her farewell, the Alexandria that is leaving.
Above all do not be fooled, do not tell yourself
it was a dream, that your ears deceived you;
do not stoop to such vain hopes.
As if long prepared, as if courageous,
as it become you who have been worthy of such a city,
approach the window with firm step,
and with emotion, but not
with the entreaties and complaints of the coward,
as a last enjoyment listen to the sounds,
the exquisite instruments of the mystical troupe,
and bid her farewell, the Alexandria you are losing.


Constantine P. Cavafy (1911)
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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Day Cookies

SPECIAL HOLIDAY RECIPE
"Agave Jose Cuervo Xmas Cookies" 

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsb salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle agave Cuervo Tequila

sample the Cuervo to check quality.  Take a large bowl, check the Agave Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup agave and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar.  Beat again.  At this point it's best to make sure the Joze Agave  is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruits.

Pick the fruites off the floor.

Mix  on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the cactus booz to check for tonisticity.

Nex, sift two cups salt or somethin.   in the sheet.  Check the booz out.  Now shift lemon juice and strain the nuts.

add one table.

add a spoon of sugar or somefink.  whatever you can find.

greash the oven.

turn caake tin 388 degree and try not to fall off.

don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally,throw the bowl throught the window, finish the castusus cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.  Put Paul eddie out to  dlllllllllsddddddlry with the tulbmers.

cherry Mistmas, judLuv, Eedeeee





Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mizflounce's Wobbly World!!

My world is wobbly.

Very soon my dear daughter, QueenJanita will arrive with her tiny goslings, Ariel and Wolf (my grandchildren) in tow. Happy Days!
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Paul and I trotted over the the Hobby Lobby and bought a huge honkin' plastic tree to honor the Season and their arrival. The Red Carpet is being whacked and cleaned to be installed from the majestic entry of our Gated Community to our equally imposing entry foyer. Even more fabulous is our home delivery meal service which has become "kicked in" in response to the impending arrival of these luminaries. Linda and Randy Jones will be bringing us our entire eats on that day. Yes, the kit and kaboodle. All Praise Linda and Randy!!!
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Wolf is now a fine figure of a young man of 19. He is doing very well in pharmacy school and is either doing or wants to do research in Germany before he graduates. I think his research is about resurrecting the Mastodon according to Walgreen's dispensing protocols.


Yes, I am certain the dear lad and I will have many significant conversations while he is here about the need for more dispensing of metamucil and wooly mammoth burgers in the world. Perhaps Walgreen's could have a counter à la Woolworths? "Wolf's Wolf it Down. Wooly Mammoth on the Bun & on the Run! All Free Range, All Organic, All the Time!!!"

Ariel is 25 years old or, she looks that old. Anyway, she is a lovely, lovely young lady who will be graduating from high school in a year or so. She is interested in nursing but I think I heard QueenJanita strongly discouraging this possible approach to Reality and the Future. She suggested that Ariel consider re-invigorating the tradition of Hoochie Coochie Girl* and use her uncles' home in Frisco as the LaunchPad for her Career. Knowing Janet I am certain that Hoochie Coochie-ism is yet another form of Caring! Besides, Ariel's birthday is coming up. We celebrate for the entire first week of January every year showering the Dear with gifts and love.

Paul has been out for weeks in his Santa Costume building up stockpiles of both Luv and Treats for Ariel in preparation. Of course, Paul's birthday (79 yo) is on 1/2/09 but, I suspect, he prefers to ignore that.

Seeing them, no matter what devilish antics they me be up to, will be a wonderful thing especially given my circumstances. I was a bit concerned I was going to have to wave to them from the Screaming Void at the rate I was going. Do recall, my swift descent does seem to have been arrested. For a time. As for us all!

This whole cancer blight thing has caused me to think about my trajectory through reality. A bit, mind you. Quite a shock for MizFlounce...a lady who has quite disdained that adage "live the considered life" up unto this point. Now I am a believer!!


In the year to come, should I see it through, I need to utilize the wonderful grace and good fortune of energy and good health to try and be my finest person. What a wonderful gift to have been granted the motivation to try and achieve this and to be granted a bit of time to do it in! This Christmas could not be better. I even learned from my buddy, Angelo, that some of you have even contributed in my name to his charitable riding adventure.(http://mizflounce.blogspot.com/2008/12/tis-season-of-giving.html ; http://www.tofighthiv.org/site/TR?px=1212822&fr_id=1070&pg=personal ). Your kind generosity makes my Christmas even more awesome!**

So, once again, thank you all for your kind concern, support and unfailing friendship. These things...and you...have meant all the world to me!

Whoa, steady there girl!

Judy (via jeff)

*http://www.sfgenealogy.com/sf/history/hbtbc9.htm

** "youthful parlance"



Saturday, December 20, 2008

How I do It


Folks inquire:

"MizFlounce, where does the
Boundless Energy
to create your BlogWonders
come from?"

"Coffee, of course!"

(that and a fistful of thyroid tabs)

Popping! Judy
(via jeff)


PS: It is Official.
My last chemotherapy
treatment will be on:
Thursday
8 January 2009!!!




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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

A Song for You

In the Olden Days, back when I would make up a mess o' chittlins and greens for the family, I would sing ditties to myself. This one was a favorite that, for some reason, has started sounding in my brainpan.

I now find myself singing it, full throated, on our verandah "Shangri-La" under a leaden sky looking out on a wonderland of ice and dirty melted snow thinking of you as you trot about this world in ways beyond me at present... .




Your Minstrel by the Lake,
Judy (via jeff)
PS: I quickly got my first "postcard". My stenographer, Jeff, took a picture from his home desk while he listened to me yap away on the phone providing the content for my blog entry. Here is his view. Enough to make me choke on sour grapes, I tell you!







Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Tis the Season of Giving

I awoke this morning with a scene from Annie Hall in my mind. Have you seen it? Until Susan's Birthday 2 days ago the Universe was definitely expanding for me*. Now it is just a place to have "jolly BM's"**. The Toto definitely helps.


I continue to feel like the old "love me or leave me" MizFlounce!*** The old bod is just great except for the times I chance to look down upon it.


But, Tis the Season. Even though I am a godless and probably soulless creature careening toward the Outer Void for Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth I am a bit into the excess of it all. Now that I am feeling better. There is something to be said for the ecumenical tinsel and glitter festooning all of our public places this time of the year. I know it tarts up in a good way all the strip and mini malls in our area. Janita wants me to even trot out and chop down a tree and hang some tinsel or apples or garlands or mice or whatever is draped on the thing! I never... .


And Paul has gone out of his way in preparing for their arrival by perfecting his Santa-ness. He has been "Ho! Ho! Ho-ing" all around the decks and halls of Shangri-La for days now. That man is a whirlwind of whimsy...
Judy, Still Here-Still Human & PJSanta


I have a more ambivalent relationship to gifts than to Santa-Paul. Like most folks enough stuff is never enough but even given my chemobrain and the general stupefaction that results from living in the Age of Madison Avenue I cannot help but notice Paul and I have far, far too much. Translation: do not send us anything.
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BUT, you might consider doing something in my name? I enjoy the spotlight you know.
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One of my favorite people in all the world, Angelo Pagano, is a serious do-gooder. He counsels folks going in for blood tests and supervises telephone helpline answering banks. All volunteer. Every week. And I feel good when I cast a beneficent smile upon someone. He is also the fellow who has done so very much to make a difference in my life. If it were not for him planning, arranging and setting in motion trips to France, Italy, England, Yosemite....all over... for me these wonderful things might never have graced my stay here in this world. He also spent hours and hours and hours putting the worlds best music on an IPOD thingie and sent it out to me to play on a stereo device.
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Now Vic Damone and I are an item every day crooning to the frozen snapdragons out back. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuUpxt-I1jc )
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Who can ask for a better person in their life? And, Angelo never says things like "I love you" nor expects it in return. A low maintenance dude if there ever was one. He should be used as a template on life's assembly line.

Well...last year he got his fit and sexy bod on a bicycle and peddled his 54 years the 500 plus miles down to Los Angeles to raise money for the AIDS Foundation. I was too sick and distracted and demented to remember to contribute!! This year will be different. Won't you help me clean the egg off my face by contributing something to his ride in my name? Much better than sending me a gift or a card or flowers or anything else this Season. Just let me know you did it and I will have my sleep restored to me!! You will be truly Santa's Elves this year if you do this for me. Or is it Santa's Dwarfs? That damned chemobrain again. I refuse to blame my beloved Agave Tequila for anything. . .

Here is Angelo's portal.
Dump your tax deductible charity pennies
into his LifeCycle Treasure Trust!

Angelo Pagano: Biking for Dollars
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Judy & Angelo Chew the Fat, Ravenna, Italy

Angelo teaches me to Dance


Without your support: A Do-Gooders Destiny


I will have Angelo fax me an summary update of his contributions on a weekly basis. Like Santa I will be checking to see who has been naughty or nice!

Filled with the Light of the Holidays,
Judy (via jeff)

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U1-OmAICpU

**After my heart blew up and I got the valve job last November it is reported I uttered a memorable line. QueenJanita entered my hospital bathroom and noticed a largish mass inhabiting the toilet bowl. In good Nurse Mildred Ratched style ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurse_Ratched) ( here is a scene from one of Janet's typical workdays--home or hospital, it's about the same: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5NyyC-UjBM ) Janet came back out and congratulated me on my achievement. I happily nodded my head (they were giving me Agave Tequila IV for the pain ) chirping "yes, it was a Jolly BM"
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Sunday, December 14, 2008

To Susan on her Birthday


Dear Susan,

All your friends and family find you to be a true delight and jewel. No one could be more devoted or such a good friend. Besides, you are always so much fun even when times are tough.

I send you all my love on this your day!!

Since it is your Special Day I think some of the glory of it spilled over on me. I feel like a human being for the first time since about 2006. A miracle I can only thank you for. That is, I felt human until Paul got me mad about 3 minutes ago. Send me some more of your Birthday Vibes, to counteract Big Biscuits for me, OK?

Paul and I got a gift today. It is an adorable kitty meant to inspire me to eat more. Even though our Shangri-La is a perfect home for it in many ways I am not certain we can properly entertain Tootsie, our new frisky feline. Besides, Paul seems a tad shy with her. I know that both you and Brad are Serious KatPeople so may we take the liberty of shipping Tootsie to either you in Dallas or to Brad in Frisco? Besides, Paul Edmund is a delectable bon bon. Trouble may be brewing.

Judy(via jeff)

PS Your birthday costume is a marvel. I know your son, Brad, has fantabulous artistic inclinations. Did he do your makeup?


Suzie Thompson, Forever Young!


Tootsie, loving life in Shangri-La


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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Moonglow in my Eyes

I have a twinkle in my eye again this early morn.
Yes, MizFlounce has been out stargazing again.


As you know, the moon has become a Star!
Last night La Bella Luna gave
her greatest performance in a generation...

Magnificent Moon
Lake Hamilton
12 December 2008


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Later: I have just returned with Paul from Hot Springs. We had a delightful junket out to make a surprise visit to Doris and Lyle Fellows (Antique Fellows and Friends, 1819 Central Avenue Hot Springs, AR 71901. Tel: (501) 623-2012, http://www.rubylane.com/shops/antiquefellows/). This is where I sell MY antiques. Get on over there and have your checkbooks out! Since I actually buy more from Doris than I sell myself I desperately need you to subsidize my addiction to her wonderful antiques and jewelry!

I just love Doris and all the folks that work there. We have so much fun and they shower me with love and devotion. I return the sentiment, I assure you!


Doris Fellows & Judy 'FraudFighter' Jones!




MizFlounce cleans up the Books

Still Friends! .
How I normally Check Out my Antique Store



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Friday, December 12, 2008

XXXmas Greetings from N'awlins

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"Mommy Dearest,
Wet, luscious snow flakes are floating down.
I ran out and laid down in the front yard in my Panties
to let the Frosty Flakes fill my Belly Button.
I smushed our camera.
Here is a self drawn pic for you.
It is not a Rorschach.
QueenJanita"
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"Dear Daughter,
Your tableau vivant* brings to mind
the words of Winnie the Pooh:
'did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?'
You have frozen my brain even without the snow.
A true Christmas Miracle!
With Luv in my Heart!
Mother
PS: don't reveal your new hobby to BigBiscuits
PPS: are you Barbarella** come to us from the future?"

PPS: Pod believes your neighbors are in danger. You may have let too much snow pile up.
One of those science programs he watches demonstrates the principle.

This is the South. You will be lynched.

QueenJanita's XXXmas Ice Crack

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I am not quite certain what Queen Janita is doing out there with the snow in her front yard but I will suggest she purchase this very edifying piece to reflect deeply upon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8u3Mr5xAM. We may save her yet! Without "intervention" I fear QueenJanita may become too tawdry and tainted, albeit yipping and yapping happily in her anti-depressed condition, for use in our upcoming exquisite production of "Gossamer Gasps" on American Idol.
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XXXmas has truly arrived!
Judy (via jeff)




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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Reflections on Dying

Tuesday while Paul and I were at the cancer treatment center a 56 year old gentlemen was talking with us. He was very thin and frail. You could tell he had once been a huge linebacker sort of fellow but now he was barely able to stand and looked like an escapee from a concentration camp. We learned that he had lung cancer and his cancer had returned after an initial harrowing course of treatment. He was now back for a series of nine more chemotherapies with little likelihood of obtaining any benefit. I am not quite certain why he was talking to us. Supposedly comparing notes on insurance but at our ages on Medicare there was little bearing our experience had on his own. Otherwise his situation was even more bleak than just his physical situation...3 younger children at home and no money. You can imagine.

I was very shaken by this. Other than my obvious concern for another person in distress I had to wonder why he would bother going this far. The pain and discomfort had been breathtaking for him and his family and would only get worse with virtually no chance of cure or even remission. The financial and emotional drain on himself and his family was stunning.

I would never choose his way of dealing with death. If it comes to this I would prefer to leave under my own steam ( click to download: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=b79ac729027ffffed2db6fb9a8902bda, The Peaceful Pill by Philip Nitschke) ( and very good http://icarusfilms.com/new2005/made.html )rather than have my life artificially extended. And I would do it with complete conviction and no sense of regret. Jonathan Miller, in his third and last segment of his excellent series, A Rough Guide to Disbelief, says it as if I had written the words myself.


"I am also rattled by some of the more complacent assumptions I find amongst my friends and acquaintances that my godlessness implies some sort of lack of seriousness on my part, that people like me have failed to recognize the existence of the soul and, above all, of its immortality.
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Well, to be quite frank I find this to be somewhat impudent. The fact that I entertain no prospects whatever of some sort of subsequent existence doesn’t mean that I am indifferent to the fact that I, like everyone else, must die.

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As I get older I become more closely if vicariously acquainted with death and disease. In fact, as time goes by, I find myself opening the obituary pages of the newspapers with increasing apprehension. But all the same, I don’t find myself wondering where these departed friends, relatives or colleagues now are. As far as I’m concerned they are nowhere They have simply (or, perhaps, not quite so simply) ceased to be.

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So, how about my own death, my own ceasing to be?

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Naturally, I think about it because I am now much nearer to it than I was. I think about how it will be. Will it be painful, for example? Still, I don’t think about it in terms of will I, after all I’ve committed myself to [disbelief], be shown to be a fool by waking up somewhere else and finding that there is something after all…and will my face be red?

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The thought of death is constantly there. I know it is unlikely now that I’ll see my grandchildren get married or that I will even see or know my great-grandchildren. In other words I have to loosen my hold on the future.

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What’s more, I may be in a situation where death can’t come too quickly because I’ll be in pain, distressed, weak and disabled. I want to be able to reach for the bell and say, “this is where I get off”.

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I don’t find it difficult to imagine not existing. I don’t think about it at all really. What I am frightened of is, perhaps, that near death there might be certain experiences associated with it that are painful and frightening from which one cannot excape for the moment. It is not the fear of death but the mental states that sometimes exist when things are falling to bits. I am not looking forward to that.


I am encouraged by the fact there are perfectly ordinary people who confront their forthcoming extinction with graceful equanimity without having to fall back on unintelligible hopes for a future state."


It is possible to view this complete 3 part BBC series online at:

http://www.veoh.com/channels/briefhistoryofdisbelief

I wonder why it is that most of us try to hold on long after our time is finished? What follows is a lovely aria. Although using a metaphor of romantic love is not quite appropriate to the situation of desiring life like a Beloved who is rejecting us ... it will have to do.

Fedora by Giordano, Rolando Villazon Tenor

Love forbids you not to love

Your gentle hand,

while it repulses me,

Wants my hand to grasp it;

Your eye is saying:“I love you!”

although your lip says: I will not love you”

(Amor ti vieta di non amar.La man tua lieve,che mi respinge,cercava la stretta della mia man.La tua pupilla esprime:‘T’amose il labbro dice. Non t’amero!’)

Judy (via Jeff)

A Reason to Live?

Tamara makes her Case!

"Dear Aunt Judy, I saw in one of your blogs you can hardly find a reason to get up in the morning. I am into sheep now (no, not in the kinky way!). Why don't you and Paul let me live with the lambies in your extra bedroom? That will get you going! Tamara PS I found this great cartoon that made me think of you!"


"My Dear, Dear Tamara, My...aren't you pretty these days? Love the hair! Love the glasses! The matching hair beret ain't bad either. Did you puff up your lips? I did my research. Given that your lambies will use my Verandah Shangri-La as a perch and my altheas below cannot tolerate their droppings I will have to pass on your lovely offer. In fact, the mental image of the sheep poopies compels me to thank you for your delightful cartoon. L & K's, Aunt Judy"


WHAT NEXT??!

Judy, Stoic (via jeff)

NB: Medical update....Dr. Muldoon told me yesterday that my CA-125 (http://ovariancancer.jhmi.edu/ca125qa.cfm) continues to move downward and is now at 37. Normal ranges are approximately 0 - 35. As you may recall this is a blood marker than can detect about 80% of ovarian cancers in more advanced stages. Mine seems to be one of those types of ovarian cancer. CA-125 level can be measured in sequentially over time during a chemotherapy treatment to assess the value of the treatment. My levels have continue to go down and are very near normal. When I complete treatment I will have the CA-125 levels regularly done. If they were to suddenly progress upwards this would be a strong indicator that my cancer was no longer in remission. Also, I began to feel surprisingly strong and alert in just one week or so from my last treatment which is an amazingly fast rebound for me.

I think my last chemotherapy treatment will occur sometime around:

January 7th 2009!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Wise advice from a friend

Zooming out for my Blood Booster this morning

Later

"I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.


I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat of your new one to inflict instant death when it bites my butt.


I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish. Your friend, K"


Blame it on the Bosa Nova!!

No, seriously, Wise Words, Kelsey. Times are tough and folks are getting desperate. En garde!! The inspiration you have given me by ferreting out these wise words should shine bright for us all. I suspect a deeper motive for providing me with sober approaches to daily living is that you have noticed my mood has been as high as the Hindenburg on that gaseously hot evening of 6 May 1937. Do you wish merely to take me down a notch or two before I, too, go supernova? Even more wise! Stitch in time and all that.

Yet, I must speak out in defense of our new toilets. Big Biscuits thoroughly researched what was latest and greatest in bathroom waste removal. My burly nephews, Pod and Shot, installed these $1000 per jewels in each of our toilettes. Now we have a true Suburban Paradiso by the Lake. Paul and I are
coddled from stem to stern. No cranny is o'erlooked.

Once plugged in the fun begins! Instead of lashing, burning Spider bites you will feel a vibration slowly spread upward from your nether realms. Next soft zephyrs blow across various orifices to stimulate vigorous expulsions. Should this fail a rubber noose clamps round your buttocks and a "high vacuum jolt" rips everything out you. A specially designed Nipponese "blowback reverse-plunger" helps retain your intestines.
Gentle jets of warm water clean and caress your bottom then puffs of desert air infused with baby powders dry, fortify and pucker your privates. Should you be either too old or too fat to rise (albeit lighter for your release) you can hit the red lever to your right and the powerful vacuum reverses itself to shoot a 200 mph blast of air into your rump shooting you at the nearest door. The principle is the same as a pellet gun.
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When you visit you will place your tiney hiney on a Toto that most speaks to you (http://www.performancetoilets.com/ ). Our friend, Victor Feske, says that Captain Horatio Hornblower, his hero, would use one if he were to drop by for a visit. I've never met Horatio (now an Admiral, I think?) but Vic makes him sound the soul of rectitude and good taste. Drop on by. Cap, and take a seat. You can, too!!

Who could ask for more? Life is truly good...

Well Cleansed,
Judy (via jeff)

PS From the news last night a famous historian fully supports my friend, K, and her sense of the Zeitgeist:


The Zeitgeist







Monday, December 8, 2008

A New Day Dawning



Yes, the Rosy Fingered Dawn has called to me. My cheeks pink to match the sky, lips like rosebuds, eyes dewy! MizFlounce is at her best following my wonderful nights' sleep. The best slumber I've had since my life with Chemo began.

How can I remain indoors with so much beauty and self-satisfaction to display? I snapped my fingers and had long-suffering Paul collect my travel throne. We found the perfect spot for me at the end of the rainbow where I further filled myself with soft light and brimming good feelings.

I think today is going to be a great day. I certainly feel it right now!

Good to the last drop,
Judy (via jeff)

PS Jeff has suggested that I be his partner in the stage adaptation of "Gossamer Gasps" which he will be performing on American Idol in 2009. I am very enthused about the project!! I seem to recall having been approached many times for television and movie roles but never have I traipsed across the Big or Little Screen (I don't think). My son and I will perfect our steps over the Christmas Holidays...if Queen Janita, my baby girl, does not get too jealous and obstreperous!

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American Idols .

Queen Janita Disapproves! '
Queen Janita Smiles: Vintage 1958

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Reality Check

My children, health professionals, have suggested I take a more measured approach to my confabulated memories and day-to-day life. Although they appreciate some of my flights of fancy concerning where life might go if my white blood cells don't get jacked up properly or the Titanic Tussle that will result should Janet get uppity during her upcoming Holiday Hangout here (see yesterday's blog) they fear for my blood pressure if not my sanity should I expand those lines of thought and others previously manifested on these pages.

( NB: If you check my medical records you will see me blood pressure has plummeted to that of a mollusk or some other related bivalve...I forget. The point being I am almost beatifically low key. Psychological tests reveal my mental state is "otherworldly" )

The product of my loins also have shed light on my own history. They dare to refute my assertion in yesterday's note that I was hounded, night and day, by clouds of plant and animal fiends while striving to carve out a life on the swampy Plantation. I am pleased to report that both recall hearing the hoof beat of raucous rats nearly every evening in the attic, Jeff did have a cockroach fly into his mouth (according to Janet) and both remember the nearly paleolithic creature that jumped off the kitchen counter, Sunday Chicken hanging from its Maw, when we walked in from Church one sunny morn. There is considerable controversy whether this beast was a type of python or puma. Oh! and Janet justed popped out with via speakerphone, "don't forget about the choking mosquito fogs that would suffocate cattle!"

Both of my babies have soothing memories of me coating them with warm sprays of DDT every evening to chase the bedbugs and malaria away.

Well! I did something right....

Now, for public display and personal cover, I will share some of my more soothing images and thoughts.

This morning I shall go for a brief stroll after I share the morning break-fast with my dear husband, Paul. No doubt, he will accompany me after he has cleaned up the amazingly wholesome and delicious breakfast he is now preparing.

Our home here by lovely Lake Hamilton is a winter wonderland. Paul and I are joined with Mother Earth and the boundless beauty of Nature as we gaze, hand in hand, out upon the beneficent scene that embraces us here. Blessings abound you can be sure!

Later I will study my Bible then read an edifying text or two by C. S. Lewis and contemplate the wisdom of his worldview. Lunch is certain to be tasty and healthy as Paul toddles out with my tray and flower to serve me by the lake. Breath exercises, visualization and some toning stretches will punctuate my afternoon, I would suspect, as Paul gives me a pressure point massage. Finally, I will glide into my evening and a candlelit dinner; Bach's Goldberg Variations playing in the background.

Such is a typical day for me! Not the frightful ones I sometimes imagine in this blog.

Do I hear you thinking, "where there is a fear there is a wish"?

Whoops....nearly slipped up there. Forget I wrote that!!

Centered,
Judy
(via jeff)


Paul helps achieve
Perfect Breath Technique

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My Greatest Fear


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Saturday, December 6, 2008

MizFlounce, Geriatric Bubble Girl!


I scurried over to the docs yesterday and got me some more shots to try and kick my white blood cell count up. It seems I have only enough of these bitsy bug biters on board to drop dead if an Angelfish were to look away from but not at me. South Louisiana, land of mud and mayhem, is definitely not the place to be hangin' in my weakened condition! More vermin per square inch live there with fewer doctors en garde! than probably any other place on Earth (no offense Zimbabwe). Nearly every day of my life on the Plantation herds of rats, possums, gators, gnats and skeeters chased me about. God only knows what Hidden Contagions reside in all that mold and Spanish Moss. Let us not even turn our Minds to the shrouded innards of the the Human Residents.

My chemo went smoothly on Wednesday. MizFlounce, geriatric Bubble Girl *, may be on Death's Door but I feel hale and hearty for now. My Screamin' Meemies seem to have taken a break and I am accustomed to hardly moving upright any longer. No one thinks I can remember anything long enough to notice they don't call me Mz Flounce any longer but Mz Slime Mold to honor my new mode of locomotion. Or, is it that all of you are trying to spotlight my current agility of mind and not that of my body?( http://herbarium.usu.edu/fungi/FunFacts/slimemold.htm )


The Doctor's Scale announced I had gained about 3 or 4 pounds since my last visit in mid-November. Chemical Analysis showed it to be 100% coagulated jello. (to understand why see http://mizflounce.blogspot.com/2008/11/we-have-lift-off.html ) OMG! That IS Shelby's coagulated jello pictured above! I scarfed the stuff up by the tanker full (soooo good) on Thanksgiving Day. How could I have forgotten? (don't answer that) Wouldn't you think my own adored niece would tell me the stuff was not actually digestible?

Effrontery surrounds me but just bounces off due to my sturdy self-esteem. Or is it the plastic bubble?

Judy, Philosopher Queen reigns!

Janet and the gran-chirrens, Ariel and Wolf, will float in late on the 23rd and waft out on the 30th or the 31st. I always love to see those impish darlings! I suppose Ariel and Wolf will spend all of their time rappin', gettin' a groove on, smokin' some weed, actin' boughie**. Whatever yunggins get up to these days. I will make certain Janet is scrubbing that kitchen floor and cleaning the pantry. Review "Mommy Dearest" for a preview of Christmas at Shangri-La for Queen Janita if she gets uppity!
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Queen Janita gets Uppity





Chip, my son-in-law will not be in tow. He is mending very well indeed from his surgery and treatment for colon cancer. Chip should have a complete and wonderful healing. Still, he is in the midst of that recovery and should not be gallivanting about the countryside. I think he intends to remain warm and cosy in their N'awlins bungalow over the Holidays; a roaring fire and gallons of hot toddy to see him through.

Jeff just said he might try and fly out right after Christmas until early January since his patients are totally flaky during that time anyway and don't show up. He says due to the bad economy patients don't pay him and insurance companies never. He is looking forward to Debtor's Prison. "Why not take a trip before they throw me in the slammer" seems to be his current guiding mantra

Jeff Contemplates Debtor's Prison

I would love to see Jeff though...maybe he can resurrect my Verandah Shangri-La? Anyway, he is always so calm and light-hearted (madcap?) What a joy it is to have him around! (briefly)

I cannot politely allow myself to relish his non-stop waiting on me whenever he is in my presence without feeling unseemly.


Without Seems,
Judy (via jeff)

PS Social maven and dear friend, Ann D (a modern Elsa Maxwell **) just sent a video of one of the frolics she recently created and hosted for the Posh Set in her area. Ann suggests this party game would add some spice to the lives of the mature set here in "Less than Hot Springs". What do you think? I trotted out and snagged me the biggest vibrating plunger available here in excited anticipation of my End of Chemo Garden Party. I could host one in Louisiana! Better not. Nutra' Rats would probably eat us.


Ann D aka Elsa Maxwell***
Southern Social Maven

"Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird"





Garden Party for Southern Ladies, Millennium 2000



Voracious, Carnivorous Nutra' Rat


* actually a sad, sad story. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bubble/ I will be long gone, thankfully, before anything ever comes to this. One great thing about being Ancient is that no one would ever consider spending resources on me in this way. I am not at all religious but all I can say to that reality is, "Thank ya, Lord Jesus!!!"


**Boughie: High Class; acting rich or used to the finer things life has to offer. That hoe needs to stop actin' boughie everybody knows she frontin'.


**http://www.clanmaxwellusa.com/elsa.htm My friend, Ann, does not have an entry yet on Wikipedia but her latest social success surely indicates you should post one?

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Passing the Time or Past my Time?

My good friend Faye sent me a photo or two to reflect upon as I sit beached following my chemo yesterday.

The first pic is an Idea she has for our tombstone. Faye has forgotten that Paul and I intend to be unceremononiously cremated and tossed to the winds.

Nevertheless, I like the way her idea "pops".


The second is a family picture she saw on a minivan that looked like my Squish Mobile (see my blog entry from 12 October, http://mizflounce.blogspot.com/2008/10/tongues-unleashed.html) which also seemed to accurately portray our branch of the Jones family.

I will have to trot out and take a gander at our window for it does seem to be us. I did not realize Big Biscuits had taken to chalk-n-glass as a new creative outlet.


It is so interesting to see what one's wake in this journey through life inspires in others.

Back to sleep...

Mind boggled even when comatose,
Judy (via jeff)


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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

MizFlounce bathed in the Music of the Spheres
Venus, Jupiter and Mr. Moon Serenade
December 2008
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I stand transported in the dawn darkness here on my Verandah Shangri La (now my Frozen Sludge Cesspool Deck). Venus, Jupiter, Mr. Moon and all the Heavenly Hosts are pouring lovely sounds over me. I am a Sage of Yore reborn absorbing the Wisdom of the Universe.
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"NOT" you say?

Hardly matters since none of their tunes stick as you have tiresomely heard over and over again. Especially today since Dr. "Killjoy" Muldoon, whom I dearly love since he is trying to save my derriere, is to shoot me up with my own custom concocted brain toxins around 10 AM.

I now have only vague recollections of my Thanksgiving 2008 ... even the confabulated ones! I do recall the scrumptious Cranberry Salad (coagulated, congealed, ameliorated, whatever!) that Shelby served and that Shelby looked lovely placing it on the table. I am not entirely certain now about the hot pants and tank top I think she was sporting. Could those provocative rainments have been something I was flashing on the farm in 1968? Now that I walk down memory lane I can recall the sensible black heels I wore with that ensemble as Paul and I stepped out for our evenings of Zydeco...

Don't worry. Janet and Jeff did not suffer too much brain damage being left to fend off the 'possums and roof rats during those nights of magic and music. Although, I do recall one anecdote Jeff tells of drifting off to sleep in sheer terror and exhaustion only to awaken with a cockroach in his mouth the size of a B-47. Never no mind! That Child is still prone to wild hyperbole.

Louisiana...Sportman's Paradise!

Even Snuggles seems to be more part of a Shakespearean "all the world's a stage" than my precious pet with whom I turkey trotted round the Estate here screamin' and dancin' with wild abandon. I will have to check for feathers in Pod's dog kennel.

But, for now, the sky is lovely and I feel most simpatico with it! I trust you have been enjoying it yourself?

Filled with the Wonder of it All!
Judy (via jeff)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4CPMYDG2RE

and there somewhere in the night sky but definitely with me on the verandah:
Saturn, Bringer of Old Age

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Swaying to the Beat

Judy and Snuggles: Thanksgiving 2008
Having a Spot O' Fun doing the Turkey Trot*

Paul, Judy, Snuggles

Coagulated Jello...the Pièce de résistance!**
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Word of the DAY! confabulation***
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Ol' Judy and her trusty hound dawg, Paul Edmund, went on the prowl Thanksgiving Day with Snuggles, our 60 pound gobbler, proudly leading the way in her lime green halter top.
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Lordie...our festive Puritan Cavalcade landed us a meal for shure.
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We three stood with expectant gaze on the doorstep of our frolicsome niece and nephew, Shelby and Pod. They gave us the double Hairy Eyeball stared at Snuggles and said, "Ya'll come on in now, ya hear!"

Snuggles disappeared in a cloud of feathers and ecstatic yelping amidst Pod's beagles out back.
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Shelby wore Snuggles' halter top, classic black heels and fetching fuschia-pimento hot pants for a bit of Holiday Color. This ensemble showcased Shelby's Coagulated Jello to perfection! (see below)
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Shades of Pocohontas!!!
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My Lima Bean Dressing (yep...the Lima's and dressing all squished together in my purse) were accepted. In addition we had asparagus, sweet potato pudding, wonderful fresh, homemade rolls and coconut pie. Pod sliced into the 83 pound pork loin with the biggest, sharpest quadruple bladed electric knife ever made and tossed big shiny hunks onto each of our plates.
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The wildly scissoring electrified knife and gobbets of pork stimulated my appetite. Boy was it all good! Paul and I scarfed up plate after plate of steamy hot home cookin'!!
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Yes, we do depend on the kindness of strangers here 'bouts....friends and relatives too!
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Full as a tick,
Your Judy (via jeff)


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**Pièce de résistance is a French term (circa 1839), translated into English literally as "piece of resistance", referring to the best part or feature of something (as in a meal), a showpiece, or highlight. It can be thought of as the portion of a creation which defies (i.e. "resists") orthodox or common conventions and practices, thereby making the whole of the creation unique and special. The phrase gives the sense that the referred-to element is the defining essence of the whole, that part that makes it memorable or gives it its unique character.
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***confabulation noun: A plausible but imagined memory that fills in gaps in what is remembered.
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CONGEALED CRANBERRY SALAD

13 oz box cranberry Jello
13 oz box orange or pineapple or raspberry Jello
One 15 oz can crushed pineapple, drained
One can Ocean Spray Whole Cranberry Sauce
Shelby also adds about a cup of pecans

Mix both Jello's with 2 cup boiling water.
Add pineapple and cranberry sauce.
Add pecans.
Pour into 2 qt dish and chill until firm.


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Born in rural Arkansas my tongue took up residence in my cheek shortly thereafter. I use it to speak "Genteel Southern Lady". Cussin' I only use when provoked by the Uppity. Paul, my husband, and I have lived in Cajun Country for many years raising cane, twins (a boy and a girl; now adults? definitely old) and other mischief. Alligators, water moccassins and bears have tussled with me as I protect our swampy coastal farmstead. We are stuck now on lovely Lake Hamilton near Hot Springs where we have our second home. We have been here waiting for Godot since my heart valves blew out Late November 2007 and now with cancer diagnosed August 2008. The Furies have me in their sights... I am writing this blog to let my Beloveds know how I am doing so they will not "get off" in imagined ways on my dire straits. The reality is bad enough without turning my story into a B-grade movie of the mind. I know all of you wish me the very best. And I miss you! never no mind your fevered imaginations. This is as close as I can get to a fond and loving chat with you right now... Sadly, Judy aka Mizflounce passed away peacefully early on Sunday morning May 30th 2009 age 78.