"Agave Jose Cuervo Xmas Cookies"
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsb salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle agave Cuervo Tequila
sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Agave Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup agave and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Joze Agave is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruits.
Pick the fruites off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the cactus booz to check for tonisticity.
Nex, sift two cups salt or somethin. in the sheet. Check the booz out. Now shift lemon juice and strain the nuts.
add one table.
add a spoon of sugar or somefink. whatever you can find.
greash the oven.
turn caake tin 388 degree and try not to fall off.
don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally,throw the bowl throught the window, finish the castusus cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Put Paul eddie out to dlllllllllsddddddlry with the tulbmers.
cherry Mistmas, judLuv, Eedeeee
2 comments:
Delicious! Merle especially liked the agave jose seasoning. He would write you this morning but cannot seem to get up for some reason.
I'd better stop writing and trot on back to see if he is still with us.
Mildred
Dear Judy,
We have a new place in Colorado Springs that is just wonderful. If you won't move in with us......then you should at least come and see us!
Yes, we decided that since all of the children live all over hinder and yon that we would just come and live where WE wanted to live! The house being a "rehab" should keep me out of trouble during these winter months....should.
Following all of these months away.......you will think you have new things down in LA.! Hope that the swamp monsters have not made off with anything! Those gators get a little aggressive at times!
Our biggest concern (re: houses) is that we own too many homes!! Need to sell the one in MO! 'Course, had we had that money in the market at this time we would have lost about 40%........right now we are prob. down 10% in the houses! It is all relative!
Delighted to know that the chemo road is slowly coming to an end! One more......whew! Finally!
Hang in there, gal, and know that we are thinking of you! On the 8th, I will take an extra big breath for you that this part of this trek is "DONE"! Now, just keep all those good little soldiers marching!
Love to you!
Ann
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